| Me: | What are invasive food cravings? |
| Liz: | Have you ever had really compulsive thoughts? It's like that but just NACHOS. NACHOS FOREVER. |
ZUCCHINI CHIPS ARE THE MOST DELICIOUS THING EVRERERRRRR
“Didn’t you just have your period?”
“Yeah like a month ago.”
OH MY GOD EVERYONE IN MY LIFE IS SUCH A SMARTASS

look at my dorky lil Christmas tree :’)
I haven’t given you guys enough peeks at my home life lately.
This happened last night:
Me: I’m going to dig my reproductive organs out with a spoon.
Liz: Cool. Have fun with that.
Me: *goes to kitchen to get cheesecake*
Me: *gets fork out for cheesecake*
Me: *returns to living room*
Liz: Oh my god I thought you were actually getting a spoon.
I saw Pitch Perfect last night and it was one of those movies where I had a lot of crisis because I wasn’t sure if I wanted to bone the female lead or the male lead more.
We all eventually decided we just wanted to be the meat in that sandwich.
But damn.
susie loves hair elastics

Liz dyed her hair. This is my shower right now. She’s really lucky she’s cute.