|Me:||What are invasive food cravings?|
|Liz:||Have you ever had really compulsive thoughts? It's like that but just NACHOS. NACHOS FOREVER.|
“Didn’t you just have your period?”
“Yeah like a month ago.”
OH MY GOD EVERYONE IN MY LIFE IS SUCH A SMARTASS
I haven’t given you guys enough peeks at my home life lately.
This happened last night:
Me: I’m going to dig my reproductive organs out with a spoon.
Liz: Cool. Have fun with that.
Me: *goes to kitchen to get cheesecake*
Me: *gets fork out for cheesecake*
Me: *returns to living room*
Liz: Oh my god I thought you were actually getting a spoon.
I saw Pitch Perfect last night and it was one of those movies where I had a lot of crisis because I wasn’t sure if I wanted to bone the female lead or the male lead more.
We all eventually decided we just wanted to be the meat in that sandwich.