Reasons Chris Hemsworth and Jared Padalecki are actually the same person:
Their wives are both older than them and one foot shorter. They were both married in the winter of 2010. They both are 6’4”. Their mothers are both English teachers. They both have glorious hair. Their first-borns were both born in spring of 2012. They both are the middle child in their families. Chris’s “favorite kiss” is his wife. Jared’s favorite female character in his TV show is his wife.
(Source: yourdarlinglittlesammy)
- writes poetry
- worked in the White House
- built his own house
- started Random Acts
- gave Jared 2000 dollars in change
- married his HS sweetheart
- isn’t afraid to wear dresses
- bicycle touring
- clog dancing
- tibetan throat singing
- special skills: Acting in front of the camera
fuck you he’s perfect
Whovengers
Fury = The Doctor: Both look after their bands of misfits, and defend the Earth.
Tony = Jack: International/intergalactic playboys willing to die for the greater good. Many times over in Jack’s case.
Steve = Martha: Underdogs who became heroes, fighting tyrants for freedom and justice.
Bruce = Donna: Both forced to embrace a personality they didn’t want. The only difference is, Donna no longer remembers what it was like to be fully her.
Natasha = Amy: Both badass redheads with pasts they tend to run from.
Clint = Rory: Soldier types who always come as a package deal with their badass redhead.
Phil = Mickey: Both The Man In Havana, both eventually drawn to Big Fucking Guns.
Maria = River: The capable second-in-command.
Thor = Rose: Both channel godlike powers (that they had to prove themselves worthy of.) Also, both blonde.
Loki = The Master: These two would get on like a house on fire…no survivors.
Tomorrow is now We Love Misha Collins Day right?
Well tomorrow is THURSDAY.
lol seriously what are the odds
1 out of 7, since you asked.
Lauren you are made of snark ily
